frostmychaps.com
sells unique t-shirts and bumper stickers. We have
conservative items that are perfect for
airing your objections to leaping
socialism. We also have automotive or
'gearhead' themed shirts and some unique 'pop' art designs. |
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I Love the 1 percent - with tagline
Show the 1% the love they deserve. After all, they create a heck of a lot of jobs. When was the last time you got a job from a poor person? This one is guaranteed to make OWS commie and progressive pinko heads EXPLODE.
Also available on:
- Bumper Stickers
- Aprons, Mugs & More
Available in many shirt colors.
Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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I love the 1%
Show the 1% the love they deserve. After all, they create a heck of a lot of jobs. This one is guaranteed to make OWS commie and progressive pinko heads EXPLODE.
Also available on:
- Bumper stickers, Buttons
- Mugs, Caps & more
Available on a variety of Men's & Women's garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Dispose of Socialism w/Dem Logo
Available with green, black and white charactors to look good against dark and light colors
Also available on:
- Buttons, Stickers, Caps & Bags
- Playing cards, notebooks, plates, placemats & more
Available on a variety of Men's & Women's garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Conservative Foot Soldier
Identify yourself as an active member of the conservative movement. Customize by adding your group name or any text. Looks good on gray, brown and red shirts. Text is intended to be subtle, but also looks great on white.
Also available on:
- Buttons, Caps & Bags
Available in many shirt colors.
Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Stick Head in Sand or Fight
Socialism
- bumper sticker
- size; approx. 7.5" x 3.5"
- weatherproof vinyl
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Fight Socialism
Stick head in sand
or fight
socialism.
Vote for your favorite option.
Parody of Ad Council ad that originally promoted the religion of global
warming.
Also available on:
- Mugs
Available in many shirt colors.
Art
on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full
range
of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Public Service Union NO, full color shirt
A parody of the well known union graphic, this simple logo says it all. If you are like us you don't mind just saying 'no' to public service unions in general. Collective bargaining for public workers is just plain wrong.
Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range
of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
- Buttons & Keychains
- Caps & Mugs
- Stickers
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PUBLIC SERVICE UNION NO, I Stand with the Taxpayers! - bumper sticker
Say no to the demands of public service unions
Show your dis-pleasure with public service workers, their unions, and
their out of control wages, pensions and benefits. Let them know you
are committed to exposing and dismantling the corrupt self perpetuating
cabal between the unions and the liberal "progressive" politicians.
Public service unions - It's all about the money, and how much they can
get from us.
- size; approx. 11.25" 2.75"
- weatherproof vinyl
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What Comes After Trillion?
Also available on:
- Buttons, Caps & More
Available in a variety of colors.
Art
on front.
Available on many garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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What comes after trillion? - bumper sticker
- size; approx. 11" x 1.7"
- weatherproof vinyl backing.
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Please Work Harder to Feed My Kids
This plea says it all about government handouts.
Looks best on a black shirt. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range
of sizes
- Men's and Women's short sleeved shirts
- Sweatshirts & 'Hoodies'
- Stickers, Mugs
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Please Work Harder to Feed My Kids
- bumper sticker
- size; approx. 11" x 2.5"
- weatherproof vinyl
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Canada tested, Castro Approved
- bumper sticker
Available in Scrubs Blue or Scrubs Green
- size; approx. 11.4" x 3"
- weatherproof vinyl
- Specify color in order cart
$2.99 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Obamacare is Shovel Ready - bumper sticker
- size; approx. 7.5" x 3.75"
- weatherproof vinyl
$3.50 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Union NO (ver. 2) - bumper sticker
- size; approx. 5.5" x 4.25"
- weatherproof vinyl
$2.99 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Union NO (ver. 3) - bumper sticker
- size; approx. 7.5" 3.5"
- weatherproof vinyl
$3.50 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Modern Gadsden - Shirt
Our contemporary
interpretation of the Gadsden flag artwork.
Don't Tread On Me!
Yellow shirt with black art. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $16.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $17.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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Modern Gadsden - bumper sticker 1
Don't Tread On Me!
- 3 sizes
- weatherproof vinyl
Small - Approx. 3.5" x 3.5": 2 for $3.00 (Shipping incl.) | [Add to Cart] |
Medium - Approx. 3.8" x 3.8": $2.50 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
Large - Approx. 5.7" x 5.7": $3.75 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Clip
This image of a Ubiquitious die cut item is open to any interpretation. Flat stuff is way cool.
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $16.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $17.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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'45'
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $16.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $17.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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MEAT
Think of it as a subtle anti - PETA shirt. MEAT, You KNOW it's Good!
Also available on:
- Mugs, Aprons, Buttons and Mouse pads
Available in many shirt colors.
Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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ICE - It's really COLD!
ICE - It's really COLD! Pick some up today! Everybody loves ice. It's the no calorie treat that keeps things cool. For the kids, consider crushed ice.
Also available on:
- Mugs, Aprons & Bags
Available in a range of shirt
colors, but why not stick with white?
Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Stop the Genocide
Available on 12 shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range
of sizes
- Mens, Womens & Children short & long sleeved shirts
- Hoodies and sweatshirts
- Aprons, Mugs, etc.
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Generic Protest - Shirt
Whatever it is....just be against it.Confound admirers and antagonists alike with this one protest fits all issues shirt.
Available in any color as long as
it's white.Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Missouri Loves Company
We proposed this to the Missouri tourism board when they were looking for a new slogan. They rejected it. We're still trying to figure out why.
Also available on:
- Caps & Mugs
- Buttons, Keychains & Magnets
Available in a range of shirt
colors.
Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Ultimate Carb
A montage of all our carburetor flat stuff.
Flat stuff is way cool!
Also available on:
- Other items coming soon
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
Designed to look best on black or dark colors- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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QJet
Flat stuff is way cool, especially if it's pre-multi port fuel injected flat stuff.
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $16.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $17.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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Dual Quads
Another fine Carburetor Shirt.
Flat stuff is awesome!
Basic early 60's GM Dual Quad option as seen on
early Riviera's etc.
Available in many shirt colors.
Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Tri-Power
Another fine Carburetor Shirt.
Triple the carbs, triple the fun. Typical triple carb setup modeled
after Pontiac's Tri-Power setup
Flat stuff is way cool.
Also available on:
- Mugs & Aprons
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
Designed to look best on black or dark colors- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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4 bbl
Oh Sweet! It's another one of those carb gasket shirts! This one is based on a Ford product. We strongly suggest you stick with Black apparel, it was designed with that in mind. However if you find other colors to your liking, go for it.
Available in many shirt colors.
Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Dual Quads II
Flat stuff is awesome!
Another fine Carburetor Shirt.
Dual quad base pattern modeled on rare early Corvette dual quad setup
Available in many shirt colors.
Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Six-Pack
Triple carburetion setup
inspired by Mopar 'Six-Pack' configuration.
Flat stuff is way cool.
This shirt was designed to look best in Black or maybe a dark gray. You
may find they work well with other dark colors too so we've left that
option open.
Available in many shirt colors.
Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Dual Quads III
This design is represents a common dual quad setup Best on dark shirts. Designed to look best on black you may find other colors will work for you.
Available in many shirt colors.
Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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THM400
If you know what this is (and even if you don't) you're in the right place. Now, if I could only find that check ball I dropped on the floor.
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $16.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $17.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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'57 Chevy
Also available on:
- Mugs
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
Designed to look best on black or dark colors- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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67 Mustang
This is a unique, stylized shot of 67 Mustang. Designed to look best on Black, it may also look good on other dark colors.
Also available on:
- Mugs and Keychains
Available in many shirt colors.
Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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71 Chevelle
Designed to look best on black apparel. Also looks pretty good on a dark blue.
Also available on:
- Mugs
Available in many shirt colors.
Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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'69 Pontiac 1
This is a unique, stylized shot of the hood of a '69 Pontiac. Designed to look best on Black, it may also look good on other dark colors.
Also available on:
- Mugs and Keychains
Available in many shirt colors.
Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Barracuda
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine 2- color silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $18.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $20.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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Sharia Compliant clothing
Sharia and Jihad go hand in hand, and from Jihad we have Islamic terrorism. These darkly humorous garments will have your Islamic friends....or... people you think are your Islamic friends, rolling on the floor with laughter. Infidels will love it too! Don't be Dhimmi...order one today!
Also available on:
- Caps
Available in many shirt colors.
Art
on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full
range
of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Sharia Compliant Vehicle - bumper sticker
Great for wall street executives, employees of Caribou Coffee......
- size; approx. 11.3" x 2.1"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
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Infidel
Also available on:
- Buttons, Caps & Mugs
Available in many shirt colors.
Art
on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full
range
of sizes
- Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
- Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Shiite Happens
What can you do? Try to keep
a Sunni disposition
Who said anything about Allah!?
Available in many colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range
of sizes
- Men's and Women's short sleeved shirts
- Sweatshirts & 'Hoodies'
- Buttons, Stickers
- Mugs & Caps,
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Absolutely whatever you want printed on as few as 6 bumper stickers!
Send verbage and we can make you 6 or more bumper stickers with whatever message you'd like. Just write your message in the 'Special Instructions field on the 'Shopping Cart' page and leave a contact e-mail address.
Text only, no graphics, all stickers will be identical/one message per order. (exceptions; if you've already placed a custom sticker order with us we can print multiple messages in one order.)
Depending on the length of the message the size of each sticker will be roughly one of the following;7.5"x3.5", 11"x3", 11"x2.5", 8.5"x2"
- Full color can be specified at no extra charge
- weatherproof vinyl
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Discounts for
quantity orders
Contact
hugecarbonfootprint@frostmychaps.com for discount pricing on
orders of 20 or more of the same item. This applies to items with an
"Add to Cart" button on this site. frostmychaps zazzle store
(zazzle.com/frostmychapstshirts) has it's own bulk discount policy.
Your satisfaction is
guaranteed.
If within 39 days, 4hrs, 16 minutes and
32 seconds of placing your order and upon recieving the merchandise you
are not satisfied, just
e-mail hugecarbonfootprint@frostmychaps.com
with an explanation of the problem, AND, include
a
description of the merchandise you are returning. frostmychaps.com will
e-mail
you with the super super secret return address. You will recieve a full
refund of your original
payment or other corrective measures will be taken to ensure your
satisfaction. This goes for all items that are not drop-shipped directly from print fullfillment
centers like zazzle.com, in which case you can contact us and we will advise you what to do,
or you can go ahead and follow the return procedures from the supplier that shipped the
merchandise, however we would love to know if you have a problem with any merchandise so
if need be we can influence your interaction with our supplier and maintain a high level
of customer satisfaction.
WHAT WE DO -
Quality t-shirts and bumper stickers with a variety of themes.
Currently specializing in 'conservativewear' or
'conservativeware' - Perfect for any time you want
to display your patriotism or love for the Constitution and capitalism
We have anti-liberalism anti-statist items to help you fight
socialism or Marxism from your own 'backyard'.
We've designed a very nice modern Gadsden -Don't tread on me
shirt. We also feature other themed items
like t-shirts for the automotive enthusiast or 'Gearhead'. We also have
many items that have broad appeal and are
bereft of any controversy and some with obtuse humor or 'Pop Art'.
Our products can be humorous, thought provoking, confusing,
inappropriate, ambiguous, shocking, ironic, silly, profound, facetious,
politically incorrect and some may take a certain level of fortitude to
display in public.
Due to logistical and legal problems with accepting small game,
domestic livestock, Cuban cigars, human organs and exotic
gelatin desserts, we no longer barter in exchange for our products.
Instead, we accept PayPal, Mastercard,
Visa, Discover and American Express.
WHAT WE DON'T DO -
Bad design, scatological humor, drop shadows, unintelligible or
illegible text, sexual
innuendo or anything that could be considered 'blue',(ofcourse this
rule does not apply if you choose "Absolutely whatever you
want printed on as few as 6 bumper stickers!") and, you can
rest assured the print vendors we use are 100% UNION FREE for the items
shipped directly from this site. I can't speak for the print on demand
affiliates we use like Zazzle.com and printfection.com.
Having said that, we reserve the right to offend any and all people at
our sole discretion, as, last we checked it was still legal.
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